Dearest people out there,

A thousand apologies for not making any appearance in quite sometime. As you know splattie's site doesn't even hit 3 people in a day. Therefore, I was kind of lazy to update. Anyway, here I am again. If ever splattie ever shuts down his site, I would never get a chance to blog again due to my laziness of creating a design for my own. For now, I rely on my dearest splattie.

Well, I look like shitz.. no no no.. i feel like shitz. Just imagine, in a few months time if i'm unable to find a job home i come. But for now I don't wanna go back. I wanna stay in UK. Boo Hoo hoo... I could not sleep last night as I was thinking about it and some other stuff. I've got 3 submissions this Friday but i'm still so relaxed. Definately lack of sleep. When I'm over with it all, all i want to do is sleep and sleep and sleep.

Well, my obsession with hair products is now growing into a larger one. Save me! I'm spending so much money on hair products. Can't blame me. Its cheap here. Buy 3 for the price of 2! Who wouldn't want that. Anyway, I've uploaded some pictures of my hair products and me, myself, the walking vampire. Enjoy.

As I was chatting with Jolyne on MSN I've figured and mastered the technique to be a super cool dude which will definitely whoop William Hungs ASS!!... Well... maybe not... cause he bangs better than me bangs.... :|

splatspits guide to becoming a COOL muthafucka within 10 setps...

get a really really really .... emphasize on REALLY... chun, hot, sexy, lusty, delicious, pretty, etc. chicks picture

step 1
call some of your friends over to your place and tell them that you have something REALLY COOL to show them.

step 2
lead them to your room and show them that REALL chun, hot, sexy, lusty, delicious, pretty chicks picture to them and act REALLY COOL infront of them.

step 3
wait for them to say... "wah lau ehh..... who that chick huh?" and smile to the right after that while looking at them.

step 4
say "my friend" with attitude.

step 5
wait for them to say..... "wah lan ehhh.. so chun ar????" and smile to the left which you will get a full complete COOL looking attitude smile.

step 6
say "yeap" while nodding your head...... with attitude also, especially when you wanna look REALLY COOL knowing that REALLY chun, hot, sexy, lusty, delicious, pretty chick right?

step 7
wait for them to say... "wahhhh... u so cool man..." and with your COOL full smile show some teeth to add that additional sparkle and lift your right eyebrow..... and don't forget to nod your head again.

step 8
say "OF COURSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"... with right eyebrow up.

step 9
wait for them to say..... " eh.... can intro ah? i wanna know this chun chick and be cool as u lehhhhh"... and quickly turn to them and stare them in the eye AND..................

step 10
*show middle finger* and say... "LAN CHIAU!!... and let u be as coool as me?!?!!?? NO fucking way mannnnnnn!!!!" *show other middle finger*

That concludes our lesson for today....

yesss... i'm lame... i'm bored..... i'm just happy cause i completed all my assignments already... so sue me!!! which you can't cause William Hung is may Hong Kong lawyer who is also Hong Kong Ricky Martin!...

*yawn*..... Ahhh.... It has been awhile since I last blog. Oh well, being me I am lazy and I haven't been doing much things during my weekends. The only thing I do is have coffee at San Fran Coffee and that's about it. Today I'm gonna squeeze everything new that has been going on into one blog. How bout that? :P

Chapter 1?
I met up Tracy for coffee that day at my usual place and I haven't seen her since the day at Bar Savanh. Decided to meet up with her and a old friend of mine which Tracy knows as well. At the end it was just both of us with a cup of coffee each and off with the conversation.

I've manage to do my 8 Track Recording Assignment the other day (note that all the other days are the days that I can't remember at all! :P) I brought Az and Rozhan for the recording and we had a blast! Laughter after laughter and they ended up laughing when I was trying a get a proper take when both of them were singing...... yes, they sing as well. :P I just wished I had my viewcam with me that day. A reminder to myself, always bring a viewcam when I bring both Az and Rozhan to do a recording session. Will, post the song online once I get it done. :P

Next up, is INCUBUS! Woohooo! This goes out to Melvin for asking me to eat my shorts when he went for Crystal Method and for asking me to eat my hear out cause he's going for Dream Theatre's concert. To know the fact that he has more concerts to go to I can't really compete with him. HAPPY MEL!?! Blardy ass! :P I've nothing to bitch about the concert cause it was good and the sound was superb! I expected it to be bad cause it was an enclosed area. Then again, it turned out fine. :) I got all crazy when they played A Certain Shade of Green. Jumping and moshing.... FUN! hehehe... but I've got to learn how to control abit. Kesian the smaller size people and the girls caught between the jumping pit! hahaha... :P but then it's a ROCK concert! What do you expect? :P

Lastly, I've manage to finnish up my MIDI Assignment today! Woohoo! Fastest time for me to finnish up a song. :P Monday will be my DAW assignment which I have to edit two songs, 1 into 3 mins and the other into 1 mins and 30 sec. Other than that it's ALL GOOD! *THUMBS UP*

I'm going to change the concept of my page. Will be combining forces with Ratz to do a site on music and sound in general. Not much has been done yet and it's still in progress. So do check it out soon. hehehe :P

It's time for me to go cause I haven't had enough sleep today and I'm feeling really drowsy now. If there are some sentences above that are not clear, don't bother cause I'm writting this half awake. I feel like I'm dozing off and typing whateva that's in my mind. Woohoo! and times like this you will not be able to concentrate well. Hahaha... Take Care and see you guys in my next post.. hehehe.... Okay... enough crap already. CHOWS :)

A very good afternoon to everyone. I'm still having blocked nose. Its irritating having blocked nose as you can't sleep at night because you can't breathe! Well, my week was very unproductive. Was supposed to carry on with the design stage for my project but I guess I left it aside as I had other things to do and I fell sick.

You can call me crazy but my poem insperation is back again. All of a sudden I'm in a mood of creating poems, since erm.. i posted the funeral blog thingi... it all came back to me. Not to say I've not created poems before but I stopped for a while. I did wallpapers for my friends with poems in it. So, I'm back creating poems again. Well, I'll post up my next poem within the next few days. Today, I'm going to tell you a short story.

There I was, standing in the middle of the forest. Everything seemed so calm. The wind was blowing gently, gently touching me like a baby. As I take a footstep forward, I suddenly fall. Falling into the largest hole you can ever imagine. I just keep falling and falling and there's no end to this hole. I shriek, I scream and I realize there's no one to help. I don't want to fall, I want to be pulled up but there's nobody to help. What can I do to stop falling?

The story as above isn't just a story, its a feeling which happens to me, not only to me but to everyone. Its up to you to conclude the story, how you want it to be. I do fall but nobody is ever there to help, so what you gotta do is pull yourself up. The closest person may want to try to help you but his/her help is no vail to us. It all lies in your hands. You decide if you want to continue falling or get on with it.

Hello everyone... I know i've not been posting in quite a while but however here I am again. Anyway, I was sick for the past few days. Down with sore troat, followed by running nose and now cough. Haha.. Terrible right. Anyway, I'm on the road to recovery so I'm doing fine.

I was looking through some sites and suddenly I wondered how would things be if I ever died. Would things be all the same like last time? Would anyone miss me? How would my parents cope without me? And while writting this, I'm sheding some tears at the same time. Life is too short. That's why I'm planning a perfect funeral for myself. I want everyone to be happy at the funeral, a smile has to be on everyone's face. Thinking that my departure would be a perfect gift for me myself. Although I'm a Buddhist, I would like to have a different kind of funeral. First and formost, nobody is allowed to wear black. Everyone has to be in white or either some pastel colours. (I love white). I would want to be dressed in a very beautiful dress, and having a flower crown on my head. My makeup would be simple and natural, reflecting the person I am.

Music would be a soothing music. Not hard core but there has to be a chorus inside. I don't want to be cremated, I want to be burried. I want to be preserved in the ground where flowers would grow all around me. Most important, the day i'm burried, it has to be a bright sunny day.

There's another option, instead of being burried, i could be cremated, and my ashes would be taken to the sea and be thrown into the sea where I could swim and see the water world. Those who know me well, you guys will know how much i love fishes. The perfect ending would be somebody reading the poem I wrote.

Smiling and shining,
I've always wondered,
I've always pondered,
How would things be,
When I'm gone.

Love is something,
I've always wanted,
I've always given,
I've always fulfilled,
Therefore, may you;
Love me from;
The very bottom of your heart.

May I always remain,
In your heart,
No matter how much,
you love,
you hate,
you despise,
the person I am,
as no matter what you do,
I will always love you.

helloo helloo...... feeling happy cause me and my friends manage to do a simple demo last night... heheh :P things are getting more interesting for me lately because i get to do some recording and the music inspiration in me is coming back! wooohooo! it's been awhile since it last kicked in. i'm working on a new track using Reason 2.5 and building it up slowly. I'm not gonna rush things to my song this time and let the inspiration flow. :)

my full time course will be starting soon and i'm really looking forward to it. can't wait to learn more stuff about audio itself. i crave for knowledge when it comes to audio. :P oh well, we'll see how things go. i guess that's all i have to write now. ain't much happening lately.. hehehe :P