*stretch!!!*... *yawnn!!!*... *gets up from bed*... eh? ... OOUCH!... It's me who got up from bed with a bad bad bad back ache on Sunday morning. Sometimes I just feel so old cause my parents would normally say how can a young fart like me get back aches so often? Seriously... I don't even NO! Worst bit was I was on the way for a game of badminton in the morning. Trying to be a hero as most guys would... heh heh... I decided to play a few games thinking that it was just a minor ache. *bends down and stretches to save a drop shot*... *got up*... DAMN IT! It hurt! I almost fell cause my body was numb when the pain kicked in. *sigh*... Decided to give it another try. I feel alright when I don't bend forward so I was EXTRA cautious and I wasn't really agressive through out the whole game thinking to warm up a lil first. *another drop shot*... *bends even lower to save the shot*... FUCK!... I got up then... SUBSITUTE!.. *sigh* Couldn't play at all. I went back and aplied some Yoko-Yoko and then... ZZZzzZZzz... :D Now that was the best bit lah! :P

Van Hellsing was a big NO NO film to watch which I've already posted but... SHREK 2 is a must watch! It's hilarious! The only problem was the trailer kinda spoilt a bit of the comedy during the start of the show. Othe than that, it rocks! My favourite, talented, cool, and happening character this year would be...


Waahahahha! It is him! He cool! He macho!

Yes! It's Mr. Puss in Boots! He da bomb don't you think? For those who haven't watch it yet. PLEASE DO! Happenings man I tell you. :D

Oh yah... I'm on holiday for the whole week! Anyone for san fran? Just call me lah...

scott + aaron


Birthday Girl = Harsha


Cake


Daniel Lee + Edith


Chicks


Flatmates


Girls


Group


Joanne + Scott


Scott + Some girl


Smelly guy


Some girl


Guys


The organizers

These were taken from yesterday's party. However, there are more pictures in my friend's camera. Will upload it when I have it. The worst photographer of the year goes to Scott Wong, my flatmate. Looking at the pictures, all those are terrible pictures.

Okay, anyway, to cut the whole story short. We started the party around 11 pm. Before that we were in a bar, which was just outside our campus. And guess what, for the first time in my life I got kicked out of a bar.

The bar lady was so freaking racist. Do I fucking look like a fucking 16 year old? She expects us to bring out passports into a bar, for what?Fucking hell. Anyway, my friend, Puv showed her his ID but still she told us to leave.. What the fuck. So nevermind, we were outside the bar. I was sitting on the fence and my friends were not even on the bar's premises. They were standing behind the fence. So, anyhow, we met our other friends there, the got us our drinks and all of us were chilling outside.

The same fucking bar lady came out and asked us what the hell were we still doing there. She said she thought she asked us to leave. She demanded we leave. I was arguing with her that we weren't even in the bar, we were outside. She said we were on the bar's premises. What the fuck. Then she got pissed, she said we better leave or she'll call her manager. So i went like go ahead. That made her even more pissed.

She came out with another fucking bar lady. There was a lot of havoc. All of us were pissed. All my friends were pissed. I was damn pissed. The lady went like finish up your drinks and get out of here. My friend was so pissed she smashed the glass in front of the lady and walked off. The bitch just came to me and snatched my drink from me and told me to leave. Damn bitch.

After we left, she approached my guy friend and told him never to come back to the bar with us girls again.

I was so fucking pissed but also damn proud of my friend because she's a timid girl and has never done such thing like that in her entire life before. It was her 21st birthday somemore. I felt bad. But after that things changed and were all good. Party was good. Cleaned up just now. Really tiring. Anyway, that's the story for the week. Will update soon again.

New GIG Updates!!!

Date: 14th-15th May (Friday & Saturday)
Band: Groove Unction
Genre: Jazz
Time: 10.00pm onwards
Venue: Alexis, Great Eastern Mall, Ampang
Cover: NONE!! FREEE!!! GOOOO!!!

Date: Every Friday, 14th May onwards
Band: Az A. Samad solo instrumental acoustic fingerstyle guitar
Genre: Jazz & Pop
Time: 8.00pm - 11.00pm
Venue: Fasta Pasta, G1, Ground Floor, Ikano Power Centre
Cover: None

Okay, I've spent the whole of last night and today watching approximately 4 chinese movies.

1. everyday is a valentine
2. the crazy companies
3. tom, dick and harry
4. dragon loaded 2003

Call me sad case. I did totally nothing, NOTHING special or useful today. I'm a useless prick. i was feeling so lazy to cook, so went down to the Chicken Shop and grabbed some grub to eat.

And now.. i'm back to watching my movies again.

Introducing our new cartoon series for the week...

Binatang Ke-brutal-an - Season 1 - Episode 1 - Makan La La di tempat La La...

The Characters


Si Ayam Sial

Si Kambing Brutal

Si Kucing Demented

Si Monyet Jepun
(didn't take your picture that day, if not it'll be complete..)
WARNING! Trying to understand the characters in this series will cause permenant damage on your brain due to serious ke-brutal-an in this TV series.

Hehehehe... by the way those pictures were taken at SS2 mamak. Tracy had her new toy with her and she decided to take some... er... sha.. shas... (looks at Tracy's Blog)... ahh.. shashin(picutres?photos?). Ahh.. what ever lah! Meow Meow needed some La La cause she haven't had any for the pass few months? Sigh... bad memory I have.

The Federal Highway was freaky yesterday. I left college at 5.45pm and the highway was CLEAR! Funny huh? I was driving at 100km/h and I get people over taking me! I was on my way to Megamall then to drop a friend off. Then when I was on my way back to Pyramid to pic Cris up, I manage hit 120km/h for about 2-3 minutes? and that was at around... 6:10pm? Freaky eh? I just needed to speed cause what are the odds of doing that at hour on a WEEKDAY! Wooohoooo! Talking about cheap thrills, this is really worth it! hahaha! I can tell my kids one day about that! I bet they can't do that next time! Muahaha... right.

Anyways... there will be 2 performance tonight, Thursday. I'll probably be going for the Rock gig and not the Jazz one that's held in Kit Kat Lounge. Probably go for Kit Kat lounge's performance next week. After all Groove Unction is performing every Thursday night. :P

Jazz Gig
Date: 13th May
Band: Groove Unction
Genre: Jazz
Time: 9.30pm - 12.00am
Venue: Sheraton Imperial, Kit Kat Lounge, KL
Cover: RM15

Rock Gig
Date: 13th May
Band: Ground Xero, Velvet Tones, Tempered Mental, Deja Voodoo
Genre: Rock
Time: 8.30pm - 1.00am
Venue: Black's K.L, LG 4-5, Lower Ground, Plaza Ampang, Jalan Tun Razak, 50400, KL (next to City Square)
Cover: RM7 (including 1 soft drink)

By the way, I passed my Graphic Design test today! Wooohooo! and I got 88% for the corperate identity assignment! :D I guess it really feels good when you're able to do something and get good results out off it. Haven't had high marks for sometime already and it feels good. I wish I can sustain myself on doing so and hope to get sponsored by my college to go over to Switzerland when I finnish my course. :D

Okay, I'm bored. Previously I had tons of things to do. Now I got nothing. It doesn't feel the same. Something is missing. I'm a workaholic. I feel lifeless without things to do. I'm supposed to be writting my cv, but don't have the mood to do that. Shall do it tonight.

I can't download, or do any shit with anything! Stupid Uni blocked the access. Lucky thing my friend is helping me to download the rest of The O.C. I'm dying to know what happened after the 24th episode.

Hmm.. lets see what did I do today. Helped to check my friends mails and sent them back to M'sia. Mailed all the letters, cooked, ate, and took pictures of stuff. Haha. I'm lame. What did I have for lunch today? Chicken Pizziola again! Tonight I shall make wonton noodles.

Let's see, uploaded is the chicken dish, the orange juice, a bear from canada and my lovely diary, HORNY HUNKS by Ann Summers. You only can get it at Ann Summers, her shop is situated in SOHO, this road where there's loads of sex shop, strip clubs, sex movie theatres and yes prostitutes. They are the bomb. Big boobs, big titties, big walla's and everything is big. Shit, now i'm starting to sound like a pervert. Hahaha. I'm bored. I'm lame and I'm sad case. hehehe


Orange Juice


Chicken Pizziaola


Bear


Horny Hunks

Woohoo.. this is what I did for my Graphic Design second assignment. It's a corperate identity for a recording studio. Presented it last week Friday and I so wanted to kill this damn chinaman cause he asked loads of stupid questions about my design.


business card

envolope

letterhead

Anyways, watched Van Hellsing on Friday and guess what?! IT SUCKED SOOOO MUCH!! I know it's a typical action film with loads of computer graphics, people jumping about, dodging items which are impossible to dodge and the list goes on, but I enjoyed LXG which is also a typical action movie like Tomb Raider. Why I hated this show so much was because it didn't make any sense...

For those who are planning to watch the movie, if you hate spoilers don't read what ever that's written below :P

*main girl character in the show gets thrown around*
girl: "ahhhhh... oooffff... aahhhh.... uggghhhh..."

*main girl character in the show gets whacked by vampiress*
girl: "ahhhhh... oooffff... aahhhh.... uggghhhh..."

*main girl character in the show gets thrown around even more towards the end of the show*
girl: "ahhhhh... oooffff... aahhhh.... uggghhhh..."

note: when she gets thrown she hits on to walls REALLY hard, suprisingly her boobs were still intact...

The Final Scene

*Van Hellsing changes into a werewolf and pounces on her at the end without scratching her and she leaves no blood stains on her*
girl: ..... *silence*....

*girl's dead*

me: *in my mind...* "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!?!?!!?"

A quick summary for the ending would be... "Girl gets bloody thrown around hitting walls brutally, girl doesn't die. Girl gets humped by big bad wolf dies on the spot instantly"... She ain't a tough girl like Red Riding Hood.

Sheesh.. :P

Hey, hey, hey, guess who's back in action. First and formost, to my dearest mummy, Happy Mother's Day. Secondly, I'm free as a bird! Let's see, what did I first do after my exams, Hmm... I know.. i came back and chatted with my parents for 2 hours. Then I headed to Tesco and got myself some stuff and made myself Chicken Pizziaolo. How do you make Chicken Pizziaolo???

Recipe:
1. breast chicken
2. basic tomato sauce
3. 1 tbsp of oregano
4. cheese (best if use mozzarella)

First, cut the breast chicken into half. There, you will get 2 pieces. Then spread some oregano onto the chicken evenly. Then pour some olive/sunflower oil into the pan. Heat it up and place the chickens inside. After that, pour some tomato sauce on it and lastly add the cheese. Isn't it easy?

Look at this, its my new favourite item. Can anyone guess what this is????



Well, Splattie, I've blogged. Aren't you proud of me? I'll be going down to Central London later in the afternoon. Gonna do some shopping and buy some wanton wrappers. Gonna make wanton tomorrow. And then gonna have dinner with my friend, Rice. Haven't seen him in ages. Well, see yah! Will update tomorrow!

TODAY!!!!!!!!!! Sorry for the last minute post... but then again for those who doesn't have anything to do tonigh do drop by lah! Will be there!

Date: 6th May
Band: Groove Unction
Genre: Jazz
Time: 9.30pm - 12.00am
Venue: Sheraton Imperial, Kit Kat Lounge, KL
Cover: RM15

Ahh... a good monday morning to start of a good new day for me :) To all that celebrates Wesak Day, HAPPY WESAK DAY! You know what's the nicest feeling ever in your life? Waking up in the morning and seeing smiles on both your parents face. Some how you'll get the feeling that the day will just turn out fine. Had my lunch at home and helped my dad to wash my new (not exactly mine) Mouse Deer Mobile! Muahahaha! It turned out to be me washing in the end and my dad was just splashing water over the car only. Oh well, can't complain much since he got that car for me (and my sis) to drive. Knowing that I only got to drive the car 4 times and my sis took the car the whole of last week and she was just sleeping and not washing the car just pisses me off. Then again, it's a great monday morning, why should I spoil my whole day because of her attitude rite? :D

Last week I met up with Elliot and Tim for yum char session at Williams. Meow meow didn't go cause she was busy packing her stuff at her new place I think. Right or not meow? Anyways, there was I sitting down and drinking my cup of er... can't really remember what i had, I decided to sing a song and it goes something like this....

Sean Paul + MILF = .....

Me: Shakee that thing....
Elliot: *while playiing with his Palm*... mommy, mommy, mommy.....
Me and Tim: *looked at each other wondering what the fuck did Elliot just say*
Me: er... dude, did you just say mommy, mommy, mommy?
Elliot: *thinks and pauses awhile*...
Elliot: er... that's not the lyrics meh?
Me and Tim: * looked at each other again*
Me and Tim: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! + stomach ache cause of laughing so hard!
Me and Tim: Shake that thing.. mommy, mommy, mommy... BWWWAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Elliot: Ahhhhh!!... I can't believe I got the wrong lyrics! I'm not going to sing out loud next time when I don't know the lyrics!!
Me and Tim: ............. Mommy, mommy, mommy... BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *tears came out*

The End.... mommy, mommy

Mommy, mommy, mommy! Hahahahahha...ha.... *ahem*.. anyway, last night me, Ratz and Stella decided to do something that we have not done in a long long long time. No, not threesome but JAMMING! Wooohooo! We were so keen that we decided o it 2 hours before our studio time! So keen that they came to my house to listen to music! SO keen that we RUSHED TO THE STUDIO! SO KEEN THAT WE SPENT WHOLE HOUR GOOFING AROUND WITHOUT EVEN FINNISHING HALF A SONG!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! FLUKESHOT RULES BABY!!! btw that's the new band name! Oh well, I had fun anyways. :D

Wokays, I think that's all for today. Take care all and Happy Wesak Day. Hope you guys will have fun today too! Woohoo! Mommy, mommy Elliot! Mommy, mommy!!! *LOL* :D Chill bro... Chows all!