FOR YOU LAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE... ITS TIME FOR JAZZ FEST TODAY!!! GO FOR THE LOVE FOR JAZZZZZzZZZZZ.... JAZZ IT UP YO!!!!!!!! Groove Untion playing today and so is Shelley and Az... GO GO GO!!! FREEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D Contact me if anyone's going!

Just a little something to cheer everyone up.

You only get laid once

You only get eaten once

It takes four minutes to get hard and

two minutes to get soft.

You have to share a box with

11 other guys.

And the only chick that every sat on

your face is your mother.

Feeling better? Here's another,

A YOUNG teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, she kept it a secret from her grandma.
One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk.
Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma?
The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?"
Not willing to let Grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," so she made her way to the back of the line.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" he said.
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

Its going to be a long long day. Enjoy the post.

As life goes by:

-we grow older
-we loose hair
-we end up in the fucked up world
-we look upon ourselves and realized that there's not enough time yet so much to do.
-we tend to see ourselves as old hags
-we tend to have more problems
-we realize that we are going to die sooner or later
-we realize that we have more bills to pay
-we realize that we have no free time
-etc.

Look at me, I'm a god damn 21 year old kid that lives life like a 25 year old. I wake up, go to work, come back, eat and sleep. 5 whole god damn days are the same old routine. Weekends, I stay in, do laundry, do shitz. maybe hang once in a while. In the calculation of working life for the next 30 years for 5 days a week, 8 hours 1 day, i basically work 57600 hours = 3456000 minutes for that total amount of time. Hmm, I'm growing nuts.

But is there any difference, I'm already nuts. Since when am I not nuts. I like to be nuts but I don't really like to eat nuts, actually it depends on what kind of nuts. I'm mad. I'm writing like a 2 year old. Look what work has done to me. Everyone, stay away from the company I'm working with! NEVER take over my job! You will do from accounting to sales to calculating VAT to arranging appointments to draft documents to filing to bookkeeping to every god damn thing. Sounds easy? Aint as easy as it sounds.

By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIK SIEW CHEE MENG! I don't have your picture with me now as I'm still in the blardy office. But anyway happy birthday. You will always be the donkey guy I know!

To DJ Anatta, my dear ol' coffee shop is still open! I just run out of chinese tea and I've already got some and now I'm back in business! :D By the way I just got back from Barcode.. yes.. I was at a place that I don't normally go but since I'm a nice good caring supportive friend, I was there to support Ms. Anatta/Sharon/Mulan/Dilirius... which ever suites her best... cause she was spinning over there. With all the *boom* *boom* and *chiew chiew chiew* I have manage to survive! It's my first time seeing her in action and... YOU ROCK THE SOX OUT OF EVERYONE! *big applause to Ms. Anatta/Sharon/Mulan/Dilirius* :D Good set and I like the first song :) Keep it going and all the best in your upcoming performances.

Wokays... other than that, I was at the Jazz Fest in Mnt. Kiara Sunrise building on Friday. Groove Unction played the grooviest set and it highlights their band. Mia and her outstanding voice, Rozhan with his bitch slap bass, John with his kung-fu invisible hand drumming, Kevin with his screaming sax, Eric with lines so fast that I couldn't catch and Jose with his emo guitar licks. They make the best combo in Malaysia. I seem to enjoy their performance alot and to Mr. Ivan JAZZ IS DA BOMB! :D

Downloaded this program called the WebcamXP, happening lil' program that does cool shit for webcammers. It has a few lil' features that are simple yet fun to play with and I just love the HTML layout that comes with it. With this, I would like to show you the transformation of a mutated splatspit!

"I emoc ni ecaeP! t'noD truh em!"

Was in Atria today cause Cris told me that they were selling cheap CD wallets over ther and true enough some of them were really cheap but you know la, cheap things don't come in cool funky ass designs. So I got myself one and which was only 27 bucks and it holds up to 88 CDs! Cool shit huh? The design? er... well.... see for yourself ler :P

"gua punya CD dompet baru, tak brutal sial :("

Oh well... at least I can store many CD's into that unbrutally looking wallet and I don't have enough cash with me to get those funky cool ones like some fella who went to get one as well with me :P Other than that, San Fran as usual in the afternoon and it will be the usual as well for tomorrow! *lol* Class will be starting on Monday and it's time to for me to lift myself and go into harworking mode again, easier said than done.

A wise pirates would say...

"ARRRrrrrRRRrrrrr..... matey"

... which means "Good night and take care matey..." :)