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Thursday, July 12, 2007

I LOVE DURIAN...

Last night I encountered something that changed my sense of smell for Durians. How come? Well, this is why...

Walking pass Maybank hartamas going to Groove Junction...
Lady with a durian approached me asking me if I wanted to buy...
I obviously said NO and I held my breath...
Started to breathe again and continued walking...
A homeless man who looked like he didn't showered for ages was walking towards my direction...
I held my breath AGAIN...
Walked passed him...
Started breathing again...

AND....... o_O!!

I regretted not holding my breath longer...
HIS B.O SMELL LASTED FROM MAYBANK ALL THE WAY TO THE ALLEY THAT LEADS TO GROOVE JUNCTION!!!
WAH LIAUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ALMOST DIEDED!!! IT'S THAT STRONG OF A SMELL!
WRITING ABOUT THIS ALSO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE PUKING!!

and the first thing that came to my mind after that was...

I LOVE DURIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 09, 2007

Sanfrancisco Coffee...

Just a random thought...

6 years drinking at san francisco coffee!

Outlets that I frequent :

1Utama on weekdays (to bad it's gone now)
Uptown on Sat. and Sun. (still do it till now)
Midvalley on weedays (since 1U San Fran's gone)

Favourites :

1. Iced Americano (BESTEST)
2. Extreme Buzz
3. La Latte
4. Manggo Madness
5. Iced Jasmine Green Tea

Food :

1. Scrambled Salmon Focassia (FUIYOH!)
2. Other Sandwiches

There was one time...

... I had five shots in my regular cup.
... I went San Fran hoping, Bangsar, Uptown and 1U
... I had 9 shots. 3 morning, 3 noon, 3 night. (when i did my hopping)

Conclusion :

My 2nd home...
My office...
My chill out place...
My friends... the barristas...

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Family Insanity...

Just felt like doing a random post on the silly things that mom and dad once said...

The Bargain
At sunway pyramid getting a hair band to tie my pony tail a couple of years back...

Cashier : RM1 please...
Mom : Wah.. no discount meh? I'm working next door only...

(awkward silence from cahsier and I)

Mom : Er... sorry.. (she paid)

(went out from shop i told t my mom)

Me : I didn't know my mom was that stingy.. RM1 also wanna bargain.. sigh

Mom : Heh... trying my luck mar....

Me : ...................... -.-

The Angel
Once upon a Chinese New Year we were wathing Shanghai Nights/Noon (can't remember which one with Lucy Liu in it...)

(movie ends with Lucy Liu wanting to stay back in America)

Dad : Hur Hur... Lucy Liu decided to stay back... Hur Hur... U know why ar?

Mom and I : ??????????????????????????

Dad : Cause she wants to be Charlies Angel... Hur Hur... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mom and I : ......................................

NOW THAT, my fellow readers, is the LAMEST JOKE EVER! Mom and I almost died after hearing that. Speechless and the most CHAR LAN THOU feeling ever...

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