Everything MUST be RED!
07 . Feb . 2010 . 11:12 PM dumped in: General
Having to celebrate “New Year” twice in a year is kinda fun. Well, the international “New Year” allows you to view fireworks displays from the comfort of your own home and also at certain popular places but during “Chinese New Year”... you get to blow things up by yourself (not to mention a lot of DIY creativity involved as well). Heh...!
I’m just gonna list down any random crap that comes into my mind when I think of “Chinese New Year”.
1) I once heard CNY songs dubbed in english. (epic fail)
2) When it comes to gambling, never group 2 or more Hakka people together unless your house is completely sound proof.
3) CNY songs can be really annoying after the third one.
4) They’ve managed to Techno-Feng-Tau-fied CNY songs.
5) NEVER and I REPEAT, NEVER EVER..... put your hands on someone’s shoulder.
6) When you “lou sang” there are a lot of left overs... scattered around the main plate.
7) Touching the lion’s bum apparently brings you good luck. (I wish you good luck).
8) <------- THIS NUMBER IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED!!!
10) The only time in your life that you WILL consume dried pork every hour for a week!
11) The only time in your life that you WILL overdose yourself with Vitamin C for a week!
12) Out of 10... 8 people do take their red underwear seriously.
13) Apparently kids doing covers of CNY songs on TV are adorable. *cringe*
14) <--------- I CANNOT END MY LIST WITH THIS NUMBER!!!!
15) “KENNOT!” and “PANTANG!” are the 2 words used most often.
16) I have “Smoke Get’s In Your Eyes” playing in my head every time I enter the temple for prayers.
17) Magnum 4D and TOTO’s all smiles day.
18) <--------- A GOOD NUMBER TO END MY LIST!!!
Don’t get me wrong.... I do enjoy CNY because of the list above and there’s so much more to list down, but I would rather stop at the nice number “18”.
I’m just gonna list down any random crap that comes into my mind when I think of “Chinese New Year”.
1) I once heard CNY songs dubbed in english. (epic fail)
2) When it comes to gambling, never group 2 or more Hakka people together unless your house is completely sound proof.
3) CNY songs can be really annoying after the third one.
4) They’ve managed to Techno-Feng-Tau-fied CNY songs.
5) NEVER and I REPEAT, NEVER EVER..... put your hands on someone’s shoulder.
6) When you “lou sang” there are a lot of left overs... scattered around the main plate.
7) Touching the lion’s bum apparently brings you good luck. (I wish you good luck).
8) <------- THIS NUMBER IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED!!!
10) The only time in your life that you WILL consume dried pork every hour for a week!
11) The only time in your life that you WILL overdose yourself with Vitamin C for a week!
12) Out of 10... 8 people do take their red underwear seriously.
13) Apparently kids doing covers of CNY songs on TV are adorable. *cringe*
14) <--------- I CANNOT END MY LIST WITH THIS NUMBER!!!!
15) “KENNOT!” and “PANTANG!” are the 2 words used most often.
16) I have “Smoke Get’s In Your Eyes” playing in my head every time I enter the temple for prayers.
17) Magnum 4D and TOTO’s all smiles day.
18) <--------- A GOOD NUMBER TO END MY LIST!!!
Don’t get me wrong.... I do enjoy CNY because of the list above and there’s so much more to list down, but I would rather stop at the nice number “18”.
I present to you www.splatspit.com’s very own CNY Tiger. Drive safe and have a very Happy Chinese New Year.
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